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>I lied about prior work experience and now I work in a pathology lab researching a lethal fungal infection. I had never worked in a lab before but now I'm working there without training because getting training would make my lie obvious.
>I already used this pathology lab experience to get a place in another lab working on synthetic organisms (40k space marines, the movie splice, stuff like that), I'll be starting that and leaving the pathology lab this summer. I got the job because now I have "4 years lab experience" when really I only have 1, from the pathology lab.
>I'm obviously going to get found out in the coming months and the jail time is in the double digits for fraud and all of my misconduct.
If I don't get found out then I'm surrounded by idiots working with lethal pathogens.
