>>5803904Tyrion, after escaping a certain death sentence, only comes to discover that his father is sleeping with his favorite whore, Shae Shae is wearing only his father's golden chain of office, so he proceeds to strangle her with it. Then he comes upon his father and shoots him in the bowels with a crossbow. It gives Tyrion this darkly hilarious, final thought:
But the stink that filled the privy gave ample evidence that the oft-repeated jape about his father was just another lie. Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.
Enjoy non you non reading plebs love /lit/
