>Tfw you will never be a mage/alchemist
>You will never live in a wondrous land where you can study the arcane, cure disease, float and feel weightless, travel the planes of time, heal your comrades, all through spells and potions.
>You will never adventure and lean all about a strange new world, then settle down in a wizard tower with a qt3.14 or two, teaching spells and selling enchantments, from heroes that fight evil to common folk who want to use cantrips to make life easier.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna dump fantasy stuff now.
