>>6357517What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Germanic linguistics, and I’ve been involved in numerous translations of primary texts of esoteric runelore, and I have over 300 confirmed Mjölnir tats. I am trained in drakkar navigation and I’m the most consulted and respected go∂hi in the entire Ásatrúarfelagí∂. You are nothing to me but just another land wight. I will out-fucking-primary-source you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with citing fucking Varg Vikernes to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of left-hand path runemasters across the campgrounds of this Winter Nights gathering, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little interpretation you call your exegesis of the Lay of Sigrdrifa. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-cite you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my copy of Geir Zoëga. Not only am I extensively trained in Old Norse philology, but I have mastered Faeroese, Norn, Nynorsk and Old English, and I will use these competencies to their fullest extent to wipe your miserable UPG off the face of heathenry, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
