>>6898182My first thought when seeing the thumbnail in the catalog was a giant bending over with a trumpet sticking out of its ass.
Anyway, literally no wallpaper will meet your requirements
cause you're going to find something else to be insecure about as soon as you find a pape
and someone at some point will you give you shit over your choice of whatever regardless.
So settle on something that looks neat and at the very least isn't nsfw just to keep it tasteful.
