>>7564934>I know little about the lore>I don't get it, what's the good part of worshiping chaos?SPOON FEEDING TIME!!
Khorne: i'm hateful and i enjoy purging any thing that isn't me because the act of purging affirms my identity as a purger and denies the existence of anyone that doesn't like purging or doesn't purge good enough.
I am goal oriented, pragmatic and honest.
Tzeentch: I am the reason why 4chan will become a shithole, i am the reason why you won't leave anyway. I am 1% to 99% of all replies in all threads on all boards.
I shitpost in all boards but my favorite ones are: /x/ /g/ /pol/ /tv/ /a/ /v/
Everything i just wrote is the truth, just trust me bro.
Slaanesh: drugs, sex, rock & roll, jazz, jizz, deep fried jizz, asmr, brown notes, kleine blue, blue cheese, blue balls, bull steak with fries and a blue cheese dressing, extra-rare bull balls with salt & pepper, medium rare human balls with lemon slice, ball busting fetish, dressing the bull in human leather to please your wife, urethral penetration, aural penetration, death grips, death metal, hearing 10000 decibels when you're a noise marine, seeing an imperial guardsman's head explode at 240 decibels .... etc
TL;DR : To stimulate creativity and create stimulation. Chaos always starts with slaanesh.
Nurgle: I'm obese from over eating (slaanesh 1), i'm too lazy to diet (khorne 0) and too lazy to bother cheating with medication/surgery (tzeentch 0). Papa nurgle will love me no matter how disgusting i get, if i do as he says i might get painkillers and immortality.
