>>7924561You're cool, but lonely.
>>7924564You suffer from a variety of mental illnesses, but you're handling them quite well.
>>7924566You're a teenager with ADHD.
>>7924570You have a foot fetish.
>>7925014You're don't think you'll be able to continue in the same job for a couple more years without going nuts.
>>7925351You're into art, but got myopia.
>>7925388You got a porn addiction, but for you it makes no difference because you don't no longer feel any pain.
>>7925548You never got a hangover.
>>7926282One of the few genuine pleasures you still have in life is farting while pissing.
>>7926285You had a good relationship with your father.
>>7926344You wish you could believe in god.
>>7926727You're not worried about that lump anymore, you're just gonna leave it there.
>>7926733You're either an absurdist or an epicurean, even if you don't know what these words mean.
>>7926824You're literally autistic, also the best person itt.
>>7926850You do a weird little dance when home alone and making tea.
>>7926853You have an AC/DC CD somewhere, you just don't know where.
>>7926861You smoke half a pack a day, soon going to a whole.
>>7926900Your friendships make you feel a vit frustrated, and you don't know why.
>>7927195You miss home (up there).
>>7927217For some reason, you think that a person who can name more than 11 colors is gay.
>>7927224>>7927224You don't enjoy small talk or even most regular conversations, yet you are still very pleasent to talk to.
>>7927325You never had a dog.
>>7927396You got scoliosis.
>>7927411You feel like life isn't as enjoyable and fun as it was in your childhood.
>>7927468You are a hacker, you hack people.
>>7927486You never lost a fight, but you only got in 4 your whole life.
>>7927500You seek validation in anonymous forums.
>>7927521You never gave change to a hobo.
>>7927529You are cool, unemployed, but cool.
>>7927592You are gay (non-pejorative).
>>7928548You are a lesbian (non-pejorative).
