As a side note, I was looking for this game because I saw it before a year ago. Then I saw a tweet of it of what an english version would look like. I was trying to find the tweet again, but it's pretty fucking hard to do when I don't know the name of the game to begin with. Turns out, it was by the tweet was by the dev themselves, and I thought it was a test by some fan or an unrelated translator/localizer by profession.
https://twitter.com/GameCreatorNeko/status/1773302491536335281