>>17604441>That was a very cruel thing for your mother to do I thinwell lets just say empathy isnt her strong suit
>That wasn't very nice was itIn fact I think that was rather rude
sorry sir i feel like there has been some sort of miscommunication here
>Do you have any funny stories to tell?i dont know what you find funny but ill try
i accidentally kicked my friends knee so hard his leg broke and folded backwards like a folding knife
no wait
thats not it
umh
me and my friend got drunk one night and threw rocks through this faggots window at 3 am until gis mom started screaming about calling the cops
wait thats not it either
oh yeah right a couple years ago when my ex was in my room laying in bed i was sitting by the computer and felt a fart coming
however it was no fart
so i just shit myself in the chair with my gf laying next to me in bed and very quietly sneaked out the room and went and had a shower
that is funny right?
