>>16326011well we have to do some adjustments
t he larhe hadron collider fires a single proton in each direction
now the number of protons in one gram is 598000000000000000000000
the average penis has a weight of 150 grams but since we are talking about large cocks lets make it 200
that would equal about 119600000000000000000000000 protons
now the diamater of the large hadron collider is 8.5 km
now doing the simple calculation of mass being accelerated to near light speed, the large HARDON collider would need to have a diameter of 1016600000000000000000000000 km or 107454704786951 lightyears
for reference the milky way has a diameter of 105 700 lightyears while the observable universe has a diameter of 93016000000 light years, in other words the large hardon collider would need to be about 1155 larger then the known universe
