>>18121935>>18117481The lights in the arena dim, momentarily, and when they come back up from what one would assume was just a split second power surge, Gemma Stone is standing in the ring holding a microphone with her signature smile.
>I was supposed to come out here, and do that chopping a promo thing that I did for Ash but on Ms. Omega this time.>But before I do that, I just have to give a big shoutout to my baby girl, Jennifer, who turns 20 today. Happy birthday sweetie! Mommy and Daddy love you very much!>It hardly seems like it's been 20 years, my how time flies!>Just like I passed the first round of the Divine trials with flying colors. >No disrespect to my former opponent Ash Romero, who i'm sure was suffering from a case of ring rust, but you know...>I'm sure M.Alice is a very talented individual with far more endurance than a centuries old witch.>And if it took you over 8 minutes to put her away, while i was able to defeat a veteran of this industry in my first ever match in just over 3 minutes.>But that was a race against the clock. Our next match is a test of endurance in a 15 minute iron waifu match.>I don't need to stand out here and give you a math lesson. Even some muscle bound frankensteiner looking jock could tell you that my odds of winning aren't looking good.>I have to last 5 times longer with you than I did my former opponent.>But if there's one thing i can count on, it's that any time you slam me down on that mat, I'll be looking at my lucky charm. My source of strength. >My daughter and her friends faces adorn the very mat we'll be wrestling on.>Every time you put me down, I'll just see my reason to get right back up!>So as far as the mathematicians are concerned, in this match, we are not equals.>But as far as what happens in this ring... When that bell signals the beginning of the witching hour, you should pray to your goddess for the strength and ability to outlast a mother on a mission! 