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Anonymous ID:t5lWMMWM Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:03:12 No.11026025 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11026053 >>11026059 >>11026105 >>11026112

Hi /bant/

Last night I cut a hole through a tomato and stuck my dick in it, and fucked it till I came. I'm here to assuage the guilt I feel by answering your questions about the experience. Fire away.

S1G !/sig//vPy6

S1G !/sig//vPy6 ID:cTQnzZfE Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:05:30 No.11026033 Report

Quoted By: >>11026054

Does your D still smell like tomato?

Did you throw it away, or will you use it to make pizza sauce?

And most importantly, was it worth it?

Reimu !R2p4NReiMU

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Reimu !R2p4NReiMU ID:2WqU8Gvl Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:06:32 No.11026035 Report

Quoted By: >>11026054

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uBDvqq6a Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:08:10 No.11026042 Report

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I fucking hate tomatoes
but I like ketchup, tomato soup and tomato sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BkYQgo3+ Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:11:01 No.11026053 Report

Quoted By: >>11026054

>>11026025
is tomato slang for stray cat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5lWMMWM Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:11:44 No.11026054 Report

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>>11026033
>Does your D still smell like tomato?
Not really, but it was obviously really strong right after.

>Did you throw it away, or will you use it to make pizza sauce?
It has been thrown away. I don't think it would have been good for pizza sauce, since I cut the hole a little bit too small and so it was almost split in two by the end.

>Was it worth it?
I wish I knew. It felt good, but it was messy and would be expensive to do regularly. I think it'd be worth it if you stopped jacking off for a week or two and then took your time with it.

>>11026035
Cute bunny girl

>>11026053
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4LgUc95u Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:13:05 No.11026059 Report

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>>11026025

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:59F4tWmB Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:26:36 No.11026105 Report

Quoted By: >>11026130

>>11026025
are you aware that Thomas Jefferson referred to the tomato, in his private papers, as the "love apple"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:alMoUIO6 Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:28:25 No.11026112 Report

Quoted By: >>11026121 >>11026130

>>11026025
Try a banana peel next time. It's literally nature's fleshlight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z+S50QGM Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:32:30 No.11026121 Report

Quoted By: >>11026131

>>11026112
how though
they're too small to wrap around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5lWMMWM Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:35:37 No.11026130 Report

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>>11026105
I did not, but I now feel a patriotic connection to my founding fathers, knowing that they also liked fucking fruit.

>>11026112
Bananas are gross and look like dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:alMoUIO6 Thu 13 Aug 2020 16:35:53 No.11026131 Report

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>>11026121
Make two cuts on either side so it peels into two slices.

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