Sitring on the porch right now, just had a baffling experience
>family gathering
>sister brings her husband
>they have a kid
>everyone is goo going and gaaa gaaaing over the baby
>eye contact her husband
>try to make conversation
>"so this is your receipt that you put your cock in my sister and sprayed sperm from your balls deep inside her cervix repeatedly huh"
>her husband gets mad and calls me a rude name
>sister starts crying
>my mom starts yelling at me and calling me names
>dad grabs my arm and takes me out of the house
>closes door after me
I dont understand, what did I do? I was trying to be social so I described what happened in a different way. Usually it works. When my boss says we need more of the foam plate for meat, I'll tell my team we need to buy more packaging for our products. Just rephrase it.

Usually its safe, what did I fuck up?