>>15263267>>15263348No, you're right. I'm sorry. Let me try again.
Ahem.
Dearest Apeporne,
Your first Apeporne post
>>15233987 was three days ago, but it feels as if it were only yesterday. OP wished /bant/ good night and you selflessly shielded him from the inevitable "wake up" alarms, not to mention the blaring "wake up immediately" sirens, but little did you know what was about to unfold. Though you had seemingly prevailed
>>15234110 to fend off the troublemakers, attentive anons had begun to take notice of your humorous ID
>>15234375 >>15234578 and quickly after, the thread was inundated with Apeporne.
We --
>>>/bant/ and, admittedly, myself included -- had inconsiderately perpetuated the Apeporne meme against your wishes
>>15234599 simply for our own mirth and merriment. I can't apologize for
>>>/bant/ but I can apologize for myself. I see now that you did not choose Apeporne, Apeporne chose you, and you had borne your ID with dignity and benevolence. I do not think any less of you for devoting your life to the production and distribution of apeporne, and commend your ambition for bravely being the first human who attempted to become an apeporne porn star. I hope the previous thread did not discourage you from pursuing your passions. Goodbye, Apeporne. I wish you nothing but the best.
Your truly,
Anonymous (ID: aLfa4sVO)
