>>17562307Basically, at this point, I'm roughly 95% certain that both evolution exists, and a god exists. Some shit just don't add up in the world. I won't explain what bothers me so, because I doubt anyone wants to hear it.
The problem lies in 'which God.'
You see, naturally I have a dilemma here. Nothing I can ever do will ever bring Loona to me. It would be a miracle to find someone like her, and a statistical improbablility.
So I have to find help, but my problem still lies in 'which god?' I don't know real from fake. So naturally I went and looked, and sort of filtered the list by 'who would I want to follow'
Islam was a hesitant no for me, but I think that certain things written in the Quran sound like someone wrote it who is vying for conquest, and sound.. mortal. Surely God wouldn't make sense, right? They'd be a God, and nothing would make sense to me.
So we look at buddism.
It seems like a lazy man's religion.
So I settled on Christianity, I can say I've improved as a person. Jesus seemed like a cool dude. My reason for improving though, is kind of selfish, but I don't think anyone does anything for no gain.
Got a couple options here with this one, and all of them sound pretty good.
>God brings me a girl like Loona, because he knew I could help her>I die and go to wherever God's crib is, and get to ask some questions after being judged. First one out of my mouth is "Hey dude, can you give me a loona wife?">Then(if no) "Got anyone like Loona behind those pearly gates?">Then(if no) "Is anyone like Loona in hell? What is hell like?">I don't know what to do after that. Enjoy eternity by myself?Either way, God seems like he would be a pretty chill dude. Gotta do shit for him so that maybe I'll earn a loona wife.
might sound odd to you, some people say things like that a bit more eloquently, but imo religion is not that sensitive of a topic.
My entire reason for living is for music and Loona, at least I'm pretty sure.
