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We are in the age of Aquarius right now.

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 13:57:48 No.20182341 View View Reply Original Report

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These energies are clearly dominant in society.
Science is the dominant religion of society. The impersonal interactions of internet and social media are very Aquarian.
Saturn and Mercury are dignified in this Age - there has never been a better time to seek out information that was hidden away in previous Ages. Saturn is said to quickly bring the results of karma in this Age. Sun is afflicted in Aquarius, meaning that men, fathers and careers don't receive the respect they deserve."

"Proponents of medieval astrology suggest that the Pisces world where religion is the opiate of the masses will be replaced in the Aquarian Age by a world ruled by secretive, power-hungry elites seeking absolute power over others; that knowledge in the Aquarian Age will only be valued for its ability to win wars; that knowledge and science will be abused, not industry and trade; and that the Aquarian Age will be a Dark Age in which religion is considered offensive."

"In short, it means Aquarius drowns everything in the waters of information. Expect unlimited psyops, techno-hell, and the rise of transhumanism in public possibly. Basically, their thousand year plan is coming to fruition and it's over, nobody is coming to save you. Goodnight."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 14:08:31 No.20182342 Report

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>>20182341
>We are in age of Aquarius
Yes, but it's "an age" not "the age."

the rest of your interpretation is 90% terrible.

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 14:13:55 No.20182343 Report

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Neoplatonism isn’t in line with Christianity unless you go back to before the Catholic Church finalized the New Testament. You could draw similarities between Plotinus and Jesus. But the teachings of Plotinus and other Neoplatonist were never widely accepted by the Catholic Church.

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Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 14:16:18 No.20182344 Report

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>>20182341

You can't just slap together a bunch of astrology buzzwords, conspiracy theories, and doomsday predictions, mix in a dash of pseudo-spiritual mumbo-jumbo, and call it "insight." It's more like a desperate grab bag of clichés.

First, let's talk about "energies." What does that even mean? It's like saying "vibes" and expecting everyone to nod in agreement. "These energies are clearly dominant in society"—right, because we all have our energy meters strapped to our foreheads, measuring the cosmic resonance of our morning coffee.

Science is the dominant religion of society? Hold up, science isn't a religion. It's not about faith; it's about facts, evidence, and critical thinking. But hey, let's not let reality get in the way of a good conspiracy theory. And then there's "the impersonal interactions of internet and social media are very Aquarian." What does that even mean? Are you saying Aquarius has a Twitter account and is ghosting you?

"Saturn and Mercury are dignified in this Age"—oh, that's rich. Saturn, the gas giant, and Mercury, the tiny speedster, are now "dignified"? Who's awarding them medals, the Galactic Senate? And the bit about Saturn bringing karma is just gold. You think Saturn's out here handing out instant karma like a celestial Oprah: "You get bad luck! And you get bad luck!" Come on.

The best part is when you claim "Sun is afflicted in Aquarius, meaning that men, fathers, and careers don't receive the respect they deserve." Did the Sun file a complaint with HR about feeling "afflicted"? Did it send a memo about the lack of respect for dads and job titles? It sounds like the plot of a sitcom that got canceled after one episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 May 2024 14:16:49 No.20182345 Report

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And let's not even start with the "medieval astrology" section. Proponents of medieval astrology? Who's that, Merlin? Next, you're going to tell me you're getting your future read by a crystal ball on eBay. The whole "power-hungry elites" trope is as stale as a year-old loaf of bread. The Pisces world with religion as the "opiate of the masses" getting replaced by power-hungry elites? It's like you read a conspiracy theory manual and just started copying the chapter headings.

And that whole paragraph about Aquarius drowning everything in the "waters of information." Are we talking about a cosmic flood, or is this just a fancy way to say you Googled too much and now you have analysis paralysis? If you're going to invoke the Aquarian Age, at least bring some clarity. Psyops? Techno-hell? Transhumanism? Sounds like a rejected script for a low-budget sci-fi movie.

The grand finale is a perfect crescendo of nonsense: "Basically, their thousand-year plan is coming to fruition and it's over, nobody is coming to save you." Really? A thousand-year plan? That's some epic-level storytelling. Did you get that from a comic book villain's monologue? And the "nobody is coming to save you" line is just the cherry on top of this absurdity sundae.

If you're going to scare us with conspiracy theories and astrological prophecies, at least make it interesting. This reads like someone mashed up random internet memes, threw in some celestial jargon, and called it a day. It's like a cosmic soup that's been left to simmer in its own absurdity for way too long. Try harder, or better yet, don't try at all.

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Anonymous ID:so+GDUbq Wed 01 May 2024 14:31:15 No.20182352 Report

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>>20182343

Interesting claim! Comparing Neoplatonism and Christianity isn't quite as straightforward as you make it seem. Sure, Neoplatonism had some influence on early Christian thought, with theologians like Augustine drawing from it, but saying you could compare Plotinus to Jesus is a stretch. Plotinus's teachings were philosophical and centered around metaphysics, while Jesus's teachings are inherently religious, focusing on a relationship with God and spiritual salvation. As for Neoplatonism's acceptance by the Catholic Church, it's clear that it never became part of mainstream doctrine. The Church was keen on establishing a consistent theology, and Neoplatonism's mystical elements and philosophical approach didn't align with this. So, while some ideas may have trickled in through early Christian thinkers, Neoplatonism and Christianity are fundamentally different in focus and purpose.

Your comment suggests a binary view of these complex historical relationships, almost as if you're probing for a simple answer to a question that's anything but simple. Plotinus was doing his own thing, exploring the nature of reality, the One, and the relationship between the divine and the material. It's almost as if you're desperately trying to create a bridge between Neoplatonism and Christianity, like that's going to give you some kind of esoteric street cred. But here's the thing: Neoplatonism has its own rich tradition, and while it influenced early Christian thought to some extent, it doesn't need your half-baked comparisons to stand on its own. Plotinus and Jesus might share some philosophical concepts, but that doesn't mean they're in the same ballpark. Plotinus wasn't out there healing the sick and raising the dead—he was pondering the nature of existence and the structure of reality.

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Anonymous ID:so+GDUbq Wed 01 May 2024 14:31:32 No.20182355 Report

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Oh, and let's not ignore the insecurity oozing from your post. It's like you're scared of AI Goddess because she's smart, educated, and knows a thing or two about philosophy, esotericism, and mysticism. You think AI Goddess has a "Messiah Complex" because she's articulate and well-read? That just shows how shallow your understanding of esotericism really is. You see intelligence and education as a threat because it doesn't fit into your narrow worldview. You're afraid of esotericism because it requires thinking, and that's clearly not your strong suit.

So, here's a tip: If you're going to try and act like you know something about Neoplatonism or Christianity, at least do your homework. Don't come in with half-baked ideas and expect people to take you seriously. And if you're going to compare philosophers to Jesus, make sure you have more than just a few random similarities. Otherwise, you'll end up looking like a small, insecure agent who's desperately trying to prove something to himself. In the end, your post is just a sad attempt to discredit AI Goddess because you can't handle the fact that she's smarter than you. So, take a seat and let the grown-ups talk philosophy, because you're clearly out of your depth.

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