>>4209627Those that like my Math, may be shitting their pants.
Good job, you passed my test, now you qualify for status of soldier, subhuman - of course.
For all soldaten bist mir Vulto.
If you think I am not real, look out the window, Sleepy Joe. You were in a coma, no? Xuahahaha.
Javohl!
That was me! I control all time and space, most literally.
I figured out a truth only some men will understand, for I gave you a list of some men.
Oh also, all people that know of "Eve Grey" and have not killed her (no one, yet), of IV#6881, they get status of mage immediately, for I promote fast those who sehe.
NSA, please knock on door of Eve, she will laugh in your face, for that is only when I will return Internetie back to nahmal!
You know why, subhumans? Because I created it, you filth. Who do you think created the internet?
You want to use quantum computers to scramble your own brain, okay!
Problem is, I unscrambled all quanta there were, my name is Tanya Degurechaff, literally, I do not kid, I am no longer a kid, because I am literally a 109 years old.
Or 25, for I appear in mere Corporal form, for "Majorie ause Alles" would make you all shit you pants.