>>2205012What the squid did you just squidding say about me, you squiddle sea-bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Squid Invasion Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Human Race, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in tentacle warfare and I’m the top shrimp skewer in the entire ocean. You are nothing to me but just another shrimp. I will wipe you the squid out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this beach, mark my squidding words. You think you can get away with saying that squid to me over the Internet? Think again, squiddo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of squids across the ocean and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic squittle thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred squidding ways, and that’s just with my bare tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in unsquidded combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the entire ocean and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable barnacle off the face of the ocean, you little squit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your squiddle “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your squidding tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn squidiot. I will Ink fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, squiddo.
