>>2599162Hakase had heard mention of people getting crabs "down there" however she did not bother to look at up as she knows everything (clearly..) so she thought that people had literal crabs between their legs.
However Hakase does not like crabs unless she's eating them, but you know what is awesome? Sharks! So she gave Nano a shark between her legs as opposed to crabs because sharks are cool.
in other news i really need to stop staying up so late.
