>>2680628What the fuck did you just fucking say about my lasagna, you little short order cook? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Le Cordon Bleu, and I’ve been involved in numerous cooking competitions on TV, and I have over 300 five star reviews. I am trained in gorilla cooking, and I'm the top chef in the entire United States. You are nothing to me but just another patron. I will serve you with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the USA and your order is being served right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hunger. You're fucking served, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fillet in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cooking, but I have access to the entire kitchen of Iron Chef and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your plate clean, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying 40% gratuity, you goddamn idiot. I will shit quality all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hungry, kiddo.
