>>2916021“Hold it right there, missy, I’m giving you a ticket.”
“What for?”
“Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
“Cheeky. Nice costume, by the way.”
“Honey, if you like the uniform now, just try to picture it on your floor.”
“I don’t think this is apt protocol for an officer.”
“How ‘bout this? I need you to step out of the vehicle and walk a straight line. Into my heart.”
“You’re the one who’s driving something, not me.”
“That’s it. You’re under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you. So feel free to say my name as much as you like.”