I want to go on cute dates with Satania, pull pranks on people with Satania, I want to marry Satania, have a bunch of kids with her, and raise them to be just as barely functional in society as we are and have a happy family of raging autists. Then many decades later, I'm just an old man, and she, being a demon, retains her youthful beauty, and is able to watch over the family long after I'm gone
