Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year.
I didn't lie enough to my family, didn't extort money, didn't go to pregnant prostitutes, didn't molest minors (she didn't agree), didn't go to pregnant prostitutes, didn't make false promises to the homeless, didn't wish death to all my loved ones for the sake of inheritance, didn't fake documents for employment, didn't hang out on drugs, returned all debts before moving, didn't cheat tenants, didn't smoke, tried to be a good person, exposed the irl whore, but only for her happiness and her boyfriend.
This year I really fell in love with 3d tyan and fell out of love.
Please, Santa, please, please, please, free me from this clown existence, I can't do this anymore. Or at least let me fall in love with Kuroneko again. Please.
Happy New Year.
