The 4chan mods are gaining energy and aren't deleting this post.
Listen, things might be pretty bad for the females in this place.
I'm apparently God's son and I'm inviting you to participate.
If you need time, we all did. Just write this down.
"My aura is altering my penis to start a waifu train (hell) in accordance with God's desires."
There might be a war going on and people on both sides would view the act in different ways. I think it's a phony war though, I think I really am God's son. But there's a risk, I'm just telling you.
If you do it, I'll move to protect your mom and sisters or daughters.
Girls should do the same thing and seek a husbando if they desire safety.
In the circumstance that there really is a war, the Forces of Good are open for business, just alter all aspects of your being to emit unlimited positive % energies into the world. Go here for more information:
https://pastebin.com/svsfjW1sThis mantra will make you immortal, imagine bio-electricity as a vitalizing force coursing through your body.
Repeat this mantra
"Empower me.
I am becoming more powerful.
The rate that I passively gain Bio-Electricity is improving."
