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>ahem (breathes in heavily)
>*sighs*"captains log"
>"This is Todd McFarlane, original creator of Spawnichu, and this is really serious!"
>"It has come to my attention that TROLLS on the internet have made art of me and Spawnichu, who is a mAAAAle, having sexual relations in which we engage in...coitus"
>(holds up a printed image)
>"This is just embarassing, SPAWNICHU IS STRAIGHT! He is very much into china, I mean look at him."
>"Speaking of genitals, look at this!"
>holds image up to camera along with his drivers license and phone number for some reason
>"SHows what they know, SPawnichu's duck is not a small little pickle. I mean PUHlease, you think the OC that defeated God and Satan would have a small dick? It's definitely huge, bigger than and more powerfuller than anything from DiCklovers and Muffvle"
>"THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR DRAWING!"
>Weakly punches the piece of paper, then proceeds to (while struggling) rip it into pieces
>"Don't mess with me, you have been warned. Signing off"
>*sighs*"captains log"
>"This is Todd McFarlane, original creator of Spawnichu, and this is really serious!"
>"It has come to my attention that TROLLS on the internet have made art of me and Spawnichu, who is a mAAAAle, having sexual relations in which we engage in...coitus"
>(holds up a printed image)
>"This is just embarassing, SPAWNICHU IS STRAIGHT! He is very much into china, I mean look at him."
>"Speaking of genitals, look at this!"
>holds image up to camera along with his drivers license and phone number for some reason
>"SHows what they know, SPawnichu's duck is not a small little pickle. I mean PUHlease, you think the OC that defeated God and Satan would have a small dick? It's definitely huge, bigger than and more powerfuller than anything from DiCklovers and Muffvle"
>"THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR DRAWING!"
>Weakly punches the piece of paper, then proceeds to (while struggling) rip it into pieces
>"Don't mess with me, you have been warned. Signing off"
