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I only know this one second-hand, but it's from a guy who gets himself in weird shit all the time. I don't have any reason to doubt this. He was kind of weirded out.
> Go to anime con, get ragingly drunk by the pool. This may or may not be AWA 2009.
> Get really super-boozy and start making out with some Fullmetal Alchemist cosplayers. One is a MILF, a mega-milf. Red hair, huge, lets slip she used to do actual softcore cheesecake. Maybe it was "Dazzle" or something, I don't know.
> Slip her the dick through the pants she half-cocks off over the double twin, absolutely rage fuck her. Cum buckets in a surprisingly tight bushy cunt, absolutely milking her tits from behind. Actually fucked her automail off.
> Not only was she cheating on her husband - "She screamed "cum in me, fuck me like he can't" - she was angling for some more action that night. Some short brunette comes walking in, just as hot but apparently super-lesbian. By the time he had his shirt back on the brunette was eating out the redhead, groaning something about "Cheska" going down on "Edward."
> Close the door, hiking up his pants and half-running off - they were already like dredging out his cum and slathering it on the fire crotch.
He spent the next six months sweating bullets, hoping he didn't catch some STD/STI. I mostly don't doubt his story because he's not the sort to give much of a shit but was religious about safe sex and fluid contact for half a year until all his tests came back clean.
I'm not sure if I should be jealous or pity him.
