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>At ALA 2013
>Rave is going on so I decide to go
>Friend goes with me
>I'm a desperate virgin beta loser so im going to get laid
>Be sitting in corner
>Suddenly girl comes up to me
> She's in super skimpy clothing
>"HEY WHAT'S UP?"
>Respond with "n-nothing much"
>She says "you should come and dance with my girlfriend"
>"maybe later"
>Think to myself she wants sex
>suddenly get super nervous thinking about it
>leave right when she gets up
>end up not getting laid
>I buy a tenga egg instead and use it in the hotel bathroom