>>1You probably think that's real funny huh? Well let me tell you, IT'S NOT. It's the type of nonsense we've come to expect around here and I for one am tired of it. It's sad that this passes as humor. I remember a time when posts had integrity and users had class.
Just so you know, I joined 4chan in 2009 (that's right, I've been here a while) I have participated in well over 10,000 unique threads. That's not even counting the thousands of threads that I have personally started. I've been a pillar of this community for years and I've found that people here find me to be hilarious. I've had over 3,500 LOL replies in the last year alone! I've started countless YLYL threads that all go to the max posting limit! So when I say I'm funny I back it up with evidence. You probably don't understand what it takes to be funny, real LMAO funny. It takes more than a couple of dirty words and some cheap wit. It takes dedication and a reverance for the art of comedy. I won't bore you with the specifics but there are plenty of books on the internet you can read. I'd suggest comedy for dummies, jokes for dummies, punchlines for dummies, and, when you are ready, advanced punchlines for dummies. I know you probably think I'm joking but this is serious. You need work.
I don't say this out of malice. I'm just trying to make you a better (and funnier :) poster so that we can all enjoy a lighter more friendly atmosphere. You'll make more friends, be more popular, and all in all you'll be a better person. You can thank me later.
I hope you take my words of advice seriously and think this over. Have a good day anon and remember I believe in you!