>>761036>MaxThe way he acts with blondes is how he usually acts with everyone, only subtly fucking with Charles and hiding his disgust away from cripplekids. Still manipulates the blondies if he has something to gain from it.
Constantly mistakes Slappy for Krusty the Clown and whenever he hears Slappy he thinks of an old retired squirrel.
Constantly accidentally calls Danny, Danny Phantom.
Tries to keep a low profile when dating and hanging out with gingers, that's why he invites them to his basement to play games with or only keeps his dates late at night. Yet is not ashamed of dark redheads.
Enjoys giving makeovers to people, especially Posie. Makes the gingers look normal when out in the day with him, making them feel ashamed of being ginger or thinking he's a great makeover artist, of course that doesn't always work so he keeps them in the basement.
Is immune to Tenny Steve's shenanigans cause he just makes Naggerman go after him. Sometimes Max himself punches the wall and grabs him through it and threatens to give him to the cat unless he tells him all the gossip on the kids.
Threatened Lisa with marriage and showed Melville as an example.
Has no interest in Zachary except for those few times Zach unintentionally stepped on his turf, same with Lydia.
Made Lydia dress and act prim and proper for an event.
Enjoys fucking with Neil, but not as much as Charles, convincing Charles it's bad luck for a Canadian on American land to be on any other boat but a canoe and he needs to take a cuckoo clock with him for good luck.
Tells the kids where babies come from for a price, is so satisfied with how they're left horrified for life or they don't believe him that he even gives them their money back ... only to charge extra for the memory-erasing pills and charges the parents too when he threatens to tell them Santa isn't real. Also has connections with Santa telling him which parents got on his turf and which didn't.
