>>1733707>Things cagies say"Damn it's cold today, better turn the heater up"
"Damn it's cold today, I wonder how much extra driving I need to do before global warming makes it summer again"
"Shit, they didn't salt the roads yet. Thank god for 4WD."
"I gotta run to the store for some milk, be back in 20 minutes"
"Oh shit, was that a speedbump or a cyclist?"
"It's cardio day, should I ride my bike through smog and snow and traffic or drive to the gym and exercise in a peaceful environment while I zone out to music?"
"God damn rain, what a hassle" *moves one finger one inch to flick on the wipers*
"It's grocery day, how am I going to carry all this shit back home? Oh right, I have a trunk."
>>1733756"These nice padded, leather seats and surround sound speakers remind me of the time some retard on /n/ with a destroyed prostate claimed that misery is a virtue."
