>>1787174>Top:stopping for pedestrians
using disc brakes
watching gcn
owning simple bike tools
1 by drivetrains
using gps units or maps on your phone
wheelies
>Middle:biopace chainrings
having a bell
belt driven bikes
fixed gear bikes
gear inch calculators
bike fits
hambini is a shill
hometrainer with dynamo-lights
2 by compacts
Bonking
folding tandem recumbents
composite cranks are planned obsolescence
>Bottom:<20mm tires
blindfolded toolless rohloff servicing
screaming at pedestrians
Sandals with cleats
Exclusivly using BSO's for training,as the added weight and resistance increases your gains
garage-kit pedersen bikes
pumping up tubes with your lungs to 150psi
brakeless singlespeed bikes
setting a new record in pbp with a penny-farthing
using your handlebars as a dowsing rod to refill your canteens
