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Let's hear your best greentexts about the best (or worst) shits you've taken in the great outdoors.
I'll start
>be me, 17 years old
>been doing research chemicals and drinking rum all night in spoopy forest with some friends.
>Really need to curl out a big one the next morning.
>Wander off the track and find a nice spot, begin to deposit a runny diarrhea all over the floor.
>Go to wipe using some paper towels I jacked from a Mcdonalds the day before - they're no where near as absorbent as I thought.
>End up smearing creamy shit all up the top of my ass crack.
>Make such a mess of myself that I had to get naked and wash in a fucking river.
Anyone have any better ones?
I'll start
>be me, 17 years old
>been doing research chemicals and drinking rum all night in spoopy forest with some friends.
>Really need to curl out a big one the next morning.
>Wander off the track and find a nice spot, begin to deposit a runny diarrhea all over the floor.
>Go to wipe using some paper towels I jacked from a Mcdonalds the day before - they're no where near as absorbent as I thought.
>End up smearing creamy shit all up the top of my ass crack.
>Make such a mess of myself that I had to get naked and wash in a fucking river.
Anyone have any better ones?
