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I can normally get through an overnight or even 3-day trip without having to schidt. I have a slow gut so 2-3 times a week is the best I have, they're just large is all.
Anyway, I hosted some friends for a campout on my parents' property a couple years ago and just as we were setting up camp, in broad daylight in the woods, it hit me and my knees got weak. So I told them I had to drop this 3-day log before I got a fever.
I wandered maybe 400ft away until I was totally disappeared from the two of them. I found an old rotting stump. I pushed the stump over and it partially uprooted leaving a big hole in the ground. I dropped my massive horsecock of a log out into the hole, wiped with a paper tower brought just for the purpose, tossed the towel in the hole, and then rocked the stump back into place, concealing the pooh and pooh-rag unto the earth forever. After getting control of my feversweats and gaining control of my knees again, I made my way back to camp and continued a normal fun campout and they were none the wiser.
Literally three years later I wandered through that part of the woods again and the dead stump is still standing firm in its spot. Nobody will ever know that two feet underneath in the ground is where my pooh rests
