"A-ah, hello? Is this the... uh, tournament? I know I signed up for it myself and all, but I also have my votes, in this folder here. I spent some time looking at the character of the men, aaand uh... W-well, first, I'd like to vote for-" A rather piercing radio chirp suddenly bites into Fiona's ears enough volume to make her jump. "Freyja's tit- Sumika, why are you calling me? ... Voting for the men isn't until next week? I mean, thank you but, how did you know this? ... I'm turning my bodycam off now. No they were not in any particular order. Stop asking."
>>5967833"Yes! I'm quite used to spending time on my feet, so I don't slouch."
"... Why would you do that?"
"I've killed some wolves, and a giant aberrant dog. A fell beast known as Das Kinderschredder! I thought it was just a folk tale."
"I might already have. I don't know what they do for fun downstairs."
"It's within my capabilities, but...?"
"I believe I could defend myself from a rogue agent just fine!"
"My wood gear isn't really bulletproof for the rifles they use. Maybe if I had some Undercroft equipment? Or if he was fighting in melee."
"Terminator... oh! A combat drone! I'm not sure I could cut it, but maybe I could send it into water?"
"Mecha-who? Wait. Mecha! I'll call the Chicago Red Dogs! I want to see the giant robots fight. I probably couldn't handle him myself anyway."
"Yes! Physical strength and endurance are basic training essentials. Even if I am short... Five foot four."
"I would hope so, but I could very easily not."
"... Who is this question for?"
"Am I being compared to fictitious women?"
"I think I would like being on a space station, but... I don't like that clown picture there. There's a foreboding aura to it."
"In my experience, fragile tables break falls really well, even if you slipped and fell off a spilled drink when dancing on them. The sturdier ones break falls just as well if you bring enough friends with you!"
"Supernatural? The Stormwatch has noita, so I could yet pursue it as a career path? They say it's magic. I've never seen them do anything."
"Huh. I've heard electric chairs might work? But I've also heard some actually enjoy the electric sho... nevermind. Just tie him to the wheel."
"I have never used a computer for fun like that. I peck at keys on the keyboard."
"Do I have questions for others? Well... How many kids could you see yourself having? I, haha, I couldn't imagine more than two..."
