>>10373947I'm not sure where to begin with this one.
>manning a coastal "defense line" with maybe two machinegunners properly dug in and everyone else crouching/standing in the open>field guns also deployed in the open, each one manned by a single soldier with no visible supply of ammunition>whoever taught those bazookamen their craft should be shot out of a scaled-up bazooka into the sun>heavy bombers in much-too-close formation with their escorts shallow dive-bombing enemy fleet, visibly past the point of a safe pull-up from said dive>a single defending tank, also fully exposed on top of the cliffs>lone officer on site preoccupied with two female rear echelon secretaries who seem to have taken a wrong turn on the way to the kitchen>invading enemy fleet appears to consist entirely of warships, no sign of landing craft or transports>said warships keeping their rear turrets trained aft instead of putting them to use against the parallel coastline>defenders engaging these large naval vessels at extreme range with small-arms fire>conspicuous lack of any kind of supplies for the defending forceBut someone remembered to bring a crate of toy soldiers, how thoughtful
