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An obese, malding bonklet was breaching containment and posting in the Lego General
"Before the next wave of bot posts, you must all profess that Bionicle alone is why Lego still exists today, even more so than all other themes combined!"
At this moment, a brave, Systemchad who had played with Legos as a child while watching Star Wars hundreds of times and understood the necessity of of Legofying the power of the Force and fully supported all licensing decisions made by TLG came out of his dark age and replied.
"Did Bionicle save Lego from bankruptcy, virgin?"
The arrogant bonklet smirked quite Kraahkanly and smugly replied "Yes, you stupid systemfag."
"Wrong. Star Wars saved Lego. If it were Bonkles as you say... then why could it not save itself?"
The bonklet was visibly shaken and dropped his Axalara T9 and binder full of hand-drawn Toa porn. He fled the thread crying those cheeky croc-flavored tears. The same tears bonklets cried when TLG supported their System fans and made a System Bonkle set. There is no doubt that at this point our bonklet wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a constraction hack. He wished so much he could strangle himself to death with Meltdown's whip due to the shame but the lime piece had already crumbled into dust!
The /lg/ anons applauded and became SystemStarWarschads sworn to keep buying all the X-Wing remakes that day and accepted Lego Sheev Palpatine as their rightful emperor. A new series of grey box set leaks flew into the thread and spammed fuzzy images and caused many tears to be shed. Polish Lego magazines with superprezents were read several times, and printed arms Boba Fett himself showed up as a reissue and utterly devaluated the existing figs.
The bonklet lost all his rare masks and was laughed out of /biog/ the next day. He tried to keep the "Bionicle saved Lego" myth alive but soon after bought a UCS Canto Bight and was saved from eternal damnation.
BUILD WITH THE FORCE
