>>9409767>>9409775His blood runs cold, he's been found out!
'JANNIES!' he shrieks and shouts
in hopes of hiding his shameful acts
Take to the shadows, inky black
Darth Randy must never let it slip
that he's the one who fell and tripped
and crushed a pile of your toys
then shipped to the girls and boys
who opened their packages in a rush
just to see them crack to dust
A jingle on his greasy phone
Another sale for him to bone
