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>"we've noticed a lot of bad press lately to the effect of 'rocks are stupid' and 'why would they do this?' to address these fearful and small-minded concerns we present: Monkeyrat Labs 120mm Basalt Rifle, the world's first entirely rock-based artillery unit!"
>"Utilizing our patented Sedimentargeting System™ we have achieved nearly 50% of the accuracy of conventional artillery at a mere eightfold weight increase!"