>>53371763>What wares do you usually carryHello, my friend! Meowth has wares, if you have Poké...
My hottest product right now are my lootboxes. In this world, they don't really have much of a concept of it... at most it seems to remind them of some sorta treasure from dungeons, so it's actually very convenient for me, since they don't realize it's a big ripoff. I'll fill the vast majority of the boxes with cheap junk, maybe once in a while have someone who's in on it come and pick out a winner of a box in front of everyone so they don't lose hope that maybe THEIR box could have a Reviver Seed or TM or somethin', not knowing he returns the item to me after dark and I pay him. I'm like this world's EA, it's great.
>describe a time when your partner's warnings were unexpectedly helpfulThey're always helpful if you can figure out what the hell he's been smokin' and decode his nonsense. For example, once he was all worked up over "the giant magnet that attracts disaster with its poles" and I quickly realized that meant the fuzz were on their way and got the hell outta there. Don't get me wrong, he's not being clever or anything, he believes everything as literally as he says it, somethin' musta broke in his head when his horn broke (I never bothered askin about it, it's probably a sensitive topic). When the police finally came around, he seriously thought they were there to get rid of that "dreadful doomsday magnet" and wanted to go back and thank them.
>describe how your team would tackle a dungeonI ask Ab-lex Jones over here what he sees about our mission in the dungeon, and try to decipher whatever gobbeldygook he spits out as we make our way through it. He has a really erratic all-out-offensive style of battling, and you should see how fucked up his Psycho Cut comes out looking since his horn is incomplete... It sure isn't any stronger than regular, and I'm pretty sure his accuracy is down (in more ways than one), but damn if it ain't cool. (cont.)