>>41516596A bike is fucking mundane and boring compared to a train. Plus, they already did that anyway (Gogoat is basically a goat bike).
Also, no, I don't hate the Minecart, I find it endearingly retarded design-wise (it's awful but it's just so fucking ridiculous to look at I can't help but love it anyway). If they'd have taken THAT and improved it to the final form (a Minecart, a mobile Furnace, the "dumbass train", etc), I'd have been perfectly happy, even if the design was bad, because at least they'd have fucking TRIED. Coalossal pisses me off because it's not just a terrible ending design for a conceptually cool pokemon, but it's just so fucking lazy. It's just a Rhyperior with a bunch of coals on it's back. Even Carkoal had more personality than that pile of shit.
Also why the fuck do you hate the idea of a train mon so fucking much? What's so bad about a steam engine? It's better than another fucking knockoff garbagemon. 