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>freshman in high school
>bring my DSi with SS to play at breaks
>DSi falls out of my pocket
>turn around and it's immediately fucking gone
>turn to my friend standing behind me and ask him if he saw it
>"I...I dunno dude, I didn't see it..."
>days pass
>That same friend walks up to me
>"Hey anon, a couple days ago I bought a used DSi from Gamestop but I don't have a charger, and since you lost yours the other day, you should give me the charger"
>Put 2 and 2 together
>"Hey asshole you took my DSi didn't you?"
>"No I didn't take yours I bought it at Gamestop"
>Realize this is going nowhere
>Tell the school but they don't do shit about it
>Tell his mom
>mfw she spends the next hour curing me out and screaming over the phone that her child is a sweet angel and would never steal a thing in his life.
>mfw I realize I'm not getting my DSi back