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Battling Red for the first time in battle tree:
>Go Azumarill!
>red sends out zard
>fuck-yeah.docx
>zard outspeeds, expected.
>loses a quarter of health, its ok, z-belly drum+aqua jet will win me this match
>Azumarill flinches
>shit, nevermind, next turn
>zard used Rock slide
>flinch again
>ohgodpleaseno.flv
>at half health now, must really get that drum up
>rock slide again
>motherfucking flinch
>fuck this shit, use aqua jet w/o boosts
>zard loses 1/2
>ko with rock slide again
>i send out houndoom who mega evolves
>Houndoom uses dark pulse, zard faints
>thank-arceus.jar
>sends out blastoise, mega evolves
>hell no, i switch to Scarfed Mienshao
>forgot toise has mega launcher
>shao gets raped by water pulse
>houndoom suffers the same fate
>mfw
Why does GF suck Zard's dick so hard?!