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My first kiss was when I was 18 and I was with this girl who was into nerdy stuff like wizards and dragons and shit like me (I basically skipped gen- 3 and 4 when I was in high-school). I left her because she was honest to goodness insane, a furry, jerked off to pictures of dogs humping, believed herself to be a werewolf, and made an ass of herself in public wherever we went.
Sadly, I have never had a serious girlfriend or a kiss since then. I'm 27 now. 9 years later and I'm still a virgin, only been kissed by a mentally ill furry girl.
Here's some cute Porygons.
