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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 02:16:09 No.29030512 View View Reply Original Report

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I got my first kiss in 4 years today. Pokecouple thread?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 02:17:21 No.29030530 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:13:03 No.29031214 Report

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I'm almost 22 and I never kissed a girl or had a girlfriend.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:15:37 No.29031241 Report

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>>29031214
I'm only two years behind!

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:16:23 No.29031248 Report

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>>29030512
was it your dog?
did you kiss your dog, OP?
please respond

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:18:46 No.29031278 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:21:58 No.29031310 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:27:23 No.29031394 Report

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Can someone kiss me? preferably a cute girl, but I won't complain

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:35:39 No.29031507 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:41:09 No.29031577 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:43:27 No.29031608 Report

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>>29031214
I had a girl obsessed with me, that something

she was adopted and cut herself

I have some standards

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:51:54 No.29031721 Report

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I'm almost nineteen, same as >>29031214 kissless virgin but not even trying. This year I went from like 2 friends to lost-the-count-already friends, I'm cool enough with that. Now I need someone to give me a reason as to why I should realistically give a fuck anymore, or actively look for it at least. I mean I welcome it but I don't feel sad about not meeting a potential waifu anymore.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:53:48 No.29031751 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:54:56 No.29031771 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 03:58:36 No.29031845 Report

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>>29030512
we need details anon

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:01:12 No.29031881 Report

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My first kiss was when I was 18 and I was with this girl who was into nerdy stuff like wizards and dragons and shit like me (I basically skipped gen- 3 and 4 when I was in high-school). I left her because she was honest to goodness insane, a furry, jerked off to pictures of dogs humping, believed herself to be a werewolf, and made an ass of herself in public wherever we went.

Sadly, I have never had a serious girlfriend or a kiss since then. I'm 27 now. 9 years later and I'm still a virgin, only been kissed by a mentally ill furry girl.

Here's some cute Porygons.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:02:39 No.29031900 Report

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To me this picture is cuter if you see Lucario as a girl and phox as a boy.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:03:56 No.29031917 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:05:20 No.29031940 Report

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Incest is wincest if you're a Latios.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:06:26 No.29031957 Report

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Best couple

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:07:33 No.29031976 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:08:53 No.29031990 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:11:05 No.29032016 Report

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I need more stories. It's bedtime but I can't sleep feeling like this, so please /vp/make it storytime instead.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:18:25 No.29032110 Report

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>>29030512

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:21:26 No.29032146 Report

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>>29031608
Are you me?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:22:08 No.29032152 Report

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>>29030512
I'm 20 and I've been kissed one time 10 months ago. Wouldn't surprise me if that's the only kiss I ever get.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:23:43 No.29032174 Report

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>>29032146
Are you like the most average guy around?

And just generally nice?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:27:05 No.29032215 Report

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>>29032016
>Be 14
>Like this girl, we'll call her Jenny
>Jenny mostly ignores me, but if I cry in public she pities me, which is more attention than any other girl ever gave me
>Come up with plan
>Go in Science class
>We're heating up old pennies from before 1980's back when they were pure copper and mixing it with zinc to make homemade bronze (my school had a kick-ass science teacher)
>"All right, let's get partnered up"
>Run to Jenny and ask if she wants to be my partner
>She doesn't care, normally her partner is the school slut who puts pencils in her ass, likes the change of pace
>Start melting old pennies
>"Accidentally" knock jar of super-heated pennies on the floor
>"Don't worry, Jenny, I'll get it"
>"Wait, Anon those are..."
>I pick up the pennies
>Scream like a bitch and cry
>Second and third degree burns on my fingers
>Jenny freaks out and asks if I'm okay
>"I'll be fine, just kiss it to make it better." I say, jokingly
>She looks at me like I'm dying, very concerned
>Science teacher tells me to go to the nurses office
>Insist I'll be fine
>Jenny says I should go
>Tell her she just needs to kiss it better, in excruciating pain now
>Reluctantly, she kisses it and tells me to go to the fucking nurses office
>FIRST FUCKING KISS!
>Go to nurses office, need bandaids for a month, hand covered in blisters for a month. When I get home (wasn't sent home early, my school didn't give a damn about my health or safety because I didn't play sports) I tell my dad how I got my first kiss.
>Dad tells me I'm a fucking moron and smacks the back of my head
>Mom says I'm a moron too
>Can't jerk off for a month because burnt hand
>Such is life

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:28:05 No.29032229 Report

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my first kiss was in middle school. some slutty asian girl walked up to me and stuck her tongue in my mouth. warm, wet, and wild.

then she fucked around with some of my friends was my first heart break, more or less

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:48:01 No.29032484 Report

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I've always loved Sylveon and Hydreigon drawn as a couple.

With Sylveon being Male and Hydreigon being Female, I think that's 2kawaii

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:51:36 No.29032531 Report

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>>29032215
You're a fucking idiot...

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:53:00 No.29032552 Report

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>>29031214
Just wait for the right girl to hold your hand, it'll be worth it

Congrats, OP. Don't be too clingy, but make sure you communicate without whoever you kissed. Wish you the best of luck~

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:56:37 No.29032597 Report

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>>29032531
In my defense, I was 14 at the time and was pretty sure I was indestructible. I heard the phrase "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" and literally thought causing myself bodily harm would make me into a champion. I even broke my arm thinking it would give me rad muscles like Goku and tried to break my ribs, although I couldn't get my brother to hit me hard enough. Really, who wasn't a fucking moron when they were a teenager? I was just slightly dumber than everyone else.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:57:50 No.29032615 Report

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>>29031214
Just because life aint easy doesn't mean its bad.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 04:59:08 No.29032632 Report

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Most unusual ship coming through
though I'll only be able to post this due to it being late and a shit job in the morning waiting

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 05:14:13 No.29032818 Report

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>>29031881
I feel you.
I'm 25 and I haven't kissed anyone in 6 years.
I was with a very clingy girl, she invaded every personal space I had, and cherished every little moment or little thing I hadn't to report to her. I think she even tried to score a baby with me.
To leave her was the best decision I could ever have made. Should I have kept with that, I would have really killed myself.

Then I realized I have no patience for a girlfriend. I cannot afford anyone to invade my personal spaces.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 05:28:08 No.29032957 Report

Quoted By: >>29034801

Feeling like i'm in a similar situation to a lot of people in this thread. 19, virgin, never had a gf.
My first kiss was a drunk girl at a club this year, didn't feel special at all. Really wishing i'd pursued the girls I talked to when I was a teenager and had my first kiss then.

>tfw you'll never experience young love ;-;

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:08:29 No.29034710 Report

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>>29031214
Same. Literally 4 days from 22.
Given the chance I'd possibly kiss a friend on the cheek or something though. Too bad it would get misinterpreted by far...

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:10:36 No.29034719 Report

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>>29031214
19 and I could've done it, but the girls who are into me are always fat and clingy.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:13:01 No.29034739 Report

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>>29032597
You were a precious child.
A bit odd because it sort of feels like using her, but also sort of cute.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:15:02 No.29034753 Report

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Jesus of lord please wipe out everyone in this thread.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:16:45 No.29034762 Report

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>>29030512
I kissed my friend's girlfriend almost 2 years ago.
Was drunk as hell.
Was first kiss.
She blew me later that night.
Wasn't my first blowjob.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:20:00 No.29034801 Report

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>>29032957
Trust me anon, by your mid twenties you'll consider 19 "young love"
Go for it now.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:28:25 No.29034868 Report

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I havent kissed anyone for four years either.

Though back then I was fuckbuddies with my friend's wife and before that I stole some swedish guy's girlfriend when she suddenly decided she really wanted me instead. Why do I only attract girls who are already in relationships its weird.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:30:06 No.29034877 Report

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>>29030512
ITT: fantasies

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:33:20 No.29034900 Report

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>>29030512
did you have her at gunpoint or was she passed out?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:38:57 No.29034946 Report

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>>29032215
This is a lot to take in

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:46:39 No.29035003 Report

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My first kiss was from a girl who was constatly teasing me. To this day I still don't know if she was just making fun of me or genuinely liked me, but given that I was pretty nerdy probably the former. Anyway last day of middle school, everyone is saying goodbye to each other, very touching, yadda yadda. When everyone is about to leave, this girl runs up to me and kisses me on the mouth, with no warning whatsoever. Then she leaves, and I never see her ever again. What do I make of that?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:55:27 No.29035102 Report

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>>29034868
>I stole some swedish guy's girlfriend
Are you black and/or muslim

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 10:57:27 No.29035119 Report

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>>29035102
Nah, as white as a white can be.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:08:38 No.29035218 Report

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>>29034877
>>29034900
/thread
Let's be honest, no matter how old you are, we're all forever alone here.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:20:28 No.29035322 Report

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>>29031214
I already hit the 23 mark my friend. It doesn't get better.

Though I already lost my hug and handholding virginity so I guess I have it better than a lot of other pathetic virgin losers on this website.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:25:51 No.29035355 Report

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>>29032215
I guess human stupidity really IS infinite

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:29:48 No.29035386 Report

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>be 15
>at best friend's birthday party
>just came out of the bathroom after taking a shit
>guy I like walks up to me
>kisses me for a solid 10 seconds then walks away without saying a word
>it was a dare

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:32:37 No.29035401 Report

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>tfw broke up with my gf last year
Dating is cool for some time, but overrated. Stick to your bros instead.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:47:58 No.29035499 Report

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>>29035386
>it was a dare
I know that feeling.
That terrible sinking feeling when one of your most fervent desires just got fulfilled but it didn't actually mean anything.
It makes a man want to set fire to something and quietly watch it burn while drinking heavily.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 11:55:47 No.29035538 Report

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>>29035322
25 kissless virgin. I don't think I remember being hugged by anyone but my mother.

A girl gave me some nudes once, but she was a tremendous slut.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:08:03 No.29035623 Report

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>>29035538
I got plenty of hugs at college. In my country we don't have fraternities but we have these collective initiation-type things that last a week. You can get a lot of genuine hugs from girls during those (and poon if you're not a pathetic beta like myself). Got to feel plenty of titties against my chest.

Still, my heart yet longs for a warm, caring embrace. Friend hugs are nice but I bet those feel way better.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:14:50 No.29035668 Report

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>>29031248
Yes

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:38:19 No.29035867 Report

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Fucking normalfags
When will GO die already

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:39:54 No.29035879 Report

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>>29035867
Never played GO in my life yet I've still had sex, git gud

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:46:55 No.29035933 Report

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How do you people not have sex? You can't possibly have such shitty personality or be that ugly.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 12:47:10 No.29035935 Report

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Everyone ITT should just date already...please!

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:06:11 No.29036143 Report

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Ways Pokémon fucked with our love life?

>15
>really like a girl from class
>she's very friendly and caring towards me, nowadays I suspect she also fancied me at the time
>likes Pokémon
>we talk at length about our favorites and the teams we used
>hold hands for about an hour when we did a student's strike at our school and paraded around town
>spend summer without seeing her or anyone else from my class
>next year she's distant as fuck but still friendly
>smokes heavily and makes fun of people but still like her
>prepare a special present for her birthday
>fill a box with beauty products (she really liked them and was always talking about trying out body creams and such) an Eevee plush and a DVD of the latest Pokémon movie at the time, forget what it was
>give it to her during recess
>she gives me this weird look
>half-heartedly thanks me for the beauty stuff
>gets to the Pokémon stuff
>makes the weirdest fucking face
>"Oh. Uh ... Yeah, sorry anon, I don't like this stuff anymore. But thanks ... I guess."
>Realize what has happened
>Hurriedly wish her happy birthday and escape
>Can still hear her and her friends talking about how much a kid and weirdo I am and how she's just gonna give the plushie to her cat as a shred toy
>Pretty sure she just threw the DVD in the garbage
>All through high school I become known as the Pokémon kid
>Girls throughout the schoolyard start singing the anime's first OP as I pass
>Boys call me a loser and jokingly ask me for plushies
>In Valentine's Day I get about 12 fake love letters making fun of me
>Nowadays I barely have any friends from my hometown because most people pretend I don't exist
I think it's a miracle that I still like Pokémon after all that bullshit.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:07:33 No.29036155 Report

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>>29036143
Cringe.
Kill yourself.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:23:09 No.29036325 Report

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>>29036155
the only thing here that is cringe is your reply

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:24:31 No.29036347 Report

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>>29036143

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 13:28:05 No.29036376 Report

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>>29036143
You fucking idiot. You made way too many assumptions and didnt read the situation at all, leading to you making stupid mistakes. You deserve all shit you got for being such an autist.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2016 14:20:07 No.29037009 Report

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>>29034801
that does put it in perspective, thanks anon

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