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>Pokemon should be 3v3 versus trainers, and something between 3v1 up to 3v16 versus wild Pokemon
>the games should exclusively focus on single-player story mode and try to cram as much content as physically possible, aiming to be a competitor to turn-based JRPGs like Dragon Quest
>Pokemon should have default attacks, with their current movesets using MP instead
>the graphics should go back to pure 2D (not even the pseudo-3D from Gen IV and V should be allowed), with sprite work on par with Metal Slug
>the art style should be a mixture of Disgaea and Final Fantasy Tactics, and battles should take place on uneven terrain, isometric
>the next generation, taking the above into account, should be developed (using devkits) and released multiplatform for the Playstation 2 and Gamecube
>it should also have EVERY SINGLE HM ever made and have the longest, most grueling dungeons ever that put Mt. Coronet to shame (think SMT or Wizardry as examples)
And of course there will be a Disgaea-style Item World with randomized dungeons and exclusive rare shiny Pokemon to be found, powering up your equipment. And yes, equipment: swords, bows, armor. Oh, and
>the anime should remake Kanto through Sinnoh (the only canon games because they're based on Japan), and be made entirely of traditional hand-drawn and painted cel animation, and Ash will be WINRAR
And most shockingly:
>TPC and Gamefreak should start a "cash for clunkers" program where they buy back all Gen V+ cartridges and discs and paraphernalia for retail price + 300%, then incinerate it
>they should leverage their yakuza/international jewry connections to lobby for draconian intellectual property laws that allow them to legally send hitmen to assassinate people hoarding those games (but not before giving them one last chance to surrender their collection)
Thus everything after Gen IV will disappear, they will shut the internet down WEF-style just to erase nu-Pokemon from the history books and scrub the ROMsets squeaky clean.
