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Welcome.
I'm your guide to download content!
You may have been wondering why I've been standing here the whole story doing literally nothing, and now, desperately looking for evolutionary items, you've come here.
Well, I'm glad to tell you that you came to the right place! I'm sure you're bored by now of playing the lottery and Beartic Slide hoping you find that Thunder Stone, so here's the deal: I'll redirect you to the main menu of the game, and from there you will be able to buy additional content for your game. You see, in order to make DLC seem like a good deal, we've made some Pokémon and some items very rare in the base game, further reducing the chances you see something interesting once in a while.
We even have level reset challenge dungeons with, just like the ones in the base games, no actual reward.
And I haven't even told you the best part yet! Once you buy DLC, you won't be able to listen to the regular main menu music unless you remove your SD card or you delete the DLC, because each DLC dungeon comes with TWO tracks from the DS games, such as Dialga's boss theme! Well, Dialga doesn't actually appear in this game even if you buy the DLC, of course, but don't worry about that, you don't need Dialga anyway.
Wait, what? You thought the returning tracks would be remasters that sound like this game's newer tracks? Come on, you liked them on the DS, you should be okay with paying for a copypaste. Actually, we did remake some of the tracks from Explorers of Sky, but we left them completely unused in the final DLC. Don't waste time wondering why and buy the DLC instead. It comes with free* donuts.