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He's not practical at the slightest.
He never swims, so there's no point in the wetsuit.
That visor doesn't do shit to keep his hair up.
That outfit is only suitable for warm settings, which he was not always in.
Those shoes aren't good for the water, which he seems to be suited up for.
That bag could give someone a concussion or break something on accident.
Furthermore, if he spends so much time in the sun, why is he so pale?
Nothing about him is good.
Now this motherfucker knows what's up.