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Hey Fellas! Since pokemon ultra sun and pokemon ultra moon are releasing in like, nothing, I've decided to "leak" everything about it to you guys.....Why, you ask? *gulp* um...totally didn't get inspired to do fake leaks while browsing fucking deviant art for alolan mons. ANYWAYS.
Topic no 1: Alolan johto mons. why did i start with this. you ask? Well isn't it obvious? Please ignore the fact that there literally hasn't been any sort of tease for alolan johto mons and just...just..okay?
Alolan hoppip - jumpfluff Grass/Ghost (Yeah totally didn't write this because of a concept art of a pumpkin body hoppip i saw in deviantart)
Alolan doduo- dodrio Fighting/Flying (Because why the fuck not recycle old "leaks" from before SM came out)
Alolan jynx Psychic/Water (DEY' BEEN AVOIDIN JYNX SINCE GEN 2 HURR DURR SO IT MAKES SENSE HURR DURR)
Topic no 2: Battle facility. You've all been asking for it since rumors spread, You've all been waiting for this moment. THE BATTLE FRON- MAISON FROM X AND Y IS MAKING A FUCKING RETURN GUYS. STOP FUCKING MAKING FAKE LEAKS TO GET "HYPE GOING" YOU FUCKTARDNUGGETS. GROUDONS, EKE!
