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>Mimikyu so desprately lonely it disguises itself as Pikachu to be liked, oh and don't remove the cloth lest ye be afflicted with a terrible illness
>Mudbray was hunted to near extinction
>School Form Wishiwashi so dangerous even Gyarados flees from it
>Pyukumuku will starve once their spot runs out of food
>Bewear just wants hugs but is so strong he'd kill you with them
>no one knows that Bounsweet is ever in danger and never helps it
>Salandit females can control any male, regardless of species, with pheromones
>Despite being the Guardian Deity, Tapu Koko will only help if it wants to
>Sandygas can control you if you grab the shovel by mistake and suck out your vitality, oh an it's made of the grudges of the fallen
>Palossand can freely control adults and drags any small critter unfortunate enough to fall prey to a sandy grave, whose ill will will fuel another Sandygas to be born
What the fuck is wrong with Alola
