>>51013625Just imagine. Cradily gets pwned by Gengar though it gets defeated by Aggron. Dracovish is also defeated. Instead of Pikachu (he gets used in the semifinals) Ash sends out Sonic, his longtime bro since Season 1 Episode 1 but they knew each other before then. Sonic is a galarian sandslash, but they don't have shoes or gloves, they just look Sonic in terms of color palettes and it's spikes are slight different. Sonic gets his ass fucking kicked because he believes every tournament he helps Ash in results in him losing, blaming himself, and on top of it, believes the reason Ash won alola is because Sonic had died around the time he participated, so he digs through a hole to hide his shame in himself. Suddenly, Ash's Uncle and a father figure to Sonic is hiding in the dirt after murdering the kanto elite four, believing they were pedophile satanists. During the events leading to the M8 Tournament, Sonic got made fun of because hes a mental retard who jerks off to hardcore teletubbies porn and because he looks ugly to people, along with that, even his own peers shit on him for looking retarded. Sonic's retardation is what he feels made Ash lose all the tournaments he was in and threatens to kill himself realizing how truly useless he is, but all the bullets from Ash's Uncle Tin are empty, which were used to kill the elite four. Tin cheers him up and encourages him to kick Steven's, and possibly Leon's fucking asses as a way of making a difference to people who make fun of him, and even prove to Kiwifags that even a retard can fight in an intense tournament and win. He gets out and manage to defeat Mega Metagross because of power of friendship with Ash. He gets stabbed in left side of his head by Aggron, causing the left side of his face to be covered in crimson red, this remains throughout the entire M8 tournament arc. He pulls his horn out of his head and does religious pose kick attack like from Family Guy S20 E11 "Mister Act" and defeats Aggron.
